Mill Valley Confidential - The hell beneath the white bread
Smug, Entitled, Elitist, Self-centered, MILF's, Trophy Wives, Arrogant CEO's, Escorts, Self-Centered Thinking, Superficiality: Mill Valley Has It All!
The TRUE stories and photos of Mill Valley, California.
Mill Valley now, officially has the highest per-capita density of TROPHY WIVES in all of AMERICA!!!! Yayyyyy
URGENT NOTICE: We need to work fast: They are trying to evict all of the arrogant entitled rich yuppie scum from Mill Valley. We need to either bag our millionaire husbands now, or divorce and get the alimony flow going NOW!!!!
Top 4 Spots for Divorcee/Escort sightings and for finding a yoga instructor mistress:
The Cantina Bar
Strawberry Village Starbucks at 9AM
The Bin Bar
Piazza D'Angelos bar after 5PM
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TAM HIGH TURNED-UP NOSE-JOB MODEL-MAKEUP HOOKERS ARE NOW WORKING THE AISLES OF SAFEWAY ACROSS FROM TAM HIGH:
Hot little bare legged, low cleavage, tight sweater hotties are now cruising the Safeway aisles across from Tam High looking for an Audi driving Sugar Daddy to buy them an IPAD. They have girls in the parking lot spotting the BMW's and Range Rovers with one guy/one baby seat and passing the word into the "aisle girls" inside Safeway, who sometimes hunt in packs. They signal the opportunity by sliding their basket along they guy's side or showing him their iPhone with their text link open. Their superior genetics from careful nazi-like yuppie interbreeding and expensive nose jobs make them all look like tiny Christie Brinkley's with overdrive hormones. Their parents don't care that they look like Victoria secret escorts as long as somebody else is buying their gear. Girls-Gone-Wild scouts have also been spotted in the Store. Those girls "Rainbow Party" expertise has not gone to waste.
How to tell if you will make any money when you divorce him?
If he already moved you to Mill Valley because you begged and screamed and whined and argued that it is "such a great place for the kids", then you are already a bankrupt gal. All the tech guru, banker, real estate, i-bank guys know to hide their money offshore and in family trusts, that you will never find, before they get there. You are just temporary arm-candy now, while he hunts down a cute 25 year old massage therapist in Ross. Even more exciting for him, the armies of 6-pack abs, large breasted, Victoria-secret-looking 20 year old Russian gold-diggers have descended on Mill Valley, so he does not even need to drive to Ross now. They cashier at all the stores and hang out in Whole Foods, easy pickings for him.
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STRAWBERRY VILLAGE STARBUCKS FROM 8AM TO 10AM NOW SANCTIONED AS THE TOP GOLD-DIGGER MEETING SPOT IN THE WORLD by Conde Nast
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See the russian escort trophy wives daily at 5PM and 7PM at the Mill Valley
Whole Foods Store on Blithedale Avenue.
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ANOTHER COMMUNITY EMERGENCY:
SEE THIS ALERT ON DUCK LIPS
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You have to love the multiple blonds in the Starbucks in Mill Valley with their plastic boobs, bare midriff super tight Lulumon jogging tops showing their tramp stamp Playboy logo tattoos on their backs and one hand on their baby strollers and the other shrieking into a jewel encrusted cell phone.
COMMUNITY EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT :
Armies of 18 year old Russian & Ukrainian girls have arrived in Mill Valley looking to get your guy! They have flatter stomachs, bigger boobs and better hair than any of us Mill Valley Divorcees!!! AND.. They will do anal !!!!!! They have no shame, their sunglasses corner logos are bigger than ours and they have insane purses with giant logos and gold to catch the men's eye in Whole Foods. We must stop them!!!!!!!!! The women of Mill Valley will hold regular stealth meetings each Saturday in the plaza next to the Book Depot in downtown Mill Valley. If you wish to join our counter-measures group, bring a baby stroller and wear skinny jeans or cargo pants so we can tell you are with us!!!! We must get these BEEECHES!
They have totally blown away the Chinese and Korean girls, who are now very sad and considering moving their whole thing to Ross and working it out of the Woodlands Market, which, until now, was "owned, by the blonde gold digger contingent. At least five of our best divorcees have had their standard nervous breakdowns at least 3 years earlier than usual. There is a run on valium and prozac at the CVS and the Brookhaven Center ( brookhavenretreat.com) now has a one year waiting list from Mill Valley pre-mature nervous breakdown divorcees.
Smug, Entitled, Elitist, Self-centered, MILF's, Trophy Wives, Arrogant CEO's, Escorts, Self-Centered Thinking, Superficiality: Mill Valley Has It All!
The TRUE stories and photos of Mill Valley, California.
Mill Valley now, officially has the highest per-capita density of TROPHY WIVES in all of AMERICA!!!! Yayyyyy
URGENT NOTICE: We need to work fast: They are trying to evict all of the arrogant entitled rich yuppie scum from Mill Valley. We need to either bag our millionaire husbands now, or divorce and get the alimony flow going NOW!!!!
Top 4 Spots for Divorcee/Escort sightings and for finding a yoga instructor mistress:
The Cantina Bar
Strawberry Village Starbucks at 9AM
The Bin Bar
Piazza D'Angelos bar after 5PM
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TAM HIGH TURNED-UP NOSE-JOB MODEL-MAKEUP HOOKERS ARE NOW WORKING THE AISLES OF SAFEWAY ACROSS FROM TAM HIGH:
Hot little bare legged, low cleavage, tight sweater hotties are now cruising the Safeway aisles across from Tam High looking for an Audi driving Sugar Daddy to buy them an IPAD. They have girls in the parking lot spotting the BMW's and Range Rovers with one guy/one baby seat and passing the word into the "aisle girls" inside Safeway, who sometimes hunt in packs. They signal the opportunity by sliding their basket along they guy's side or showing him their iPhone with their text link open. Their superior genetics from careful nazi-like yuppie interbreeding and expensive nose jobs make them all look like tiny Christie Brinkley's with overdrive hormones. Their parents don't care that they look like Victoria secret escorts as long as somebody else is buying their gear. Girls-Gone-Wild scouts have also been spotted in the Store. Those girls "Rainbow Party" expertise has not gone to waste.
How to tell if you will make any money when you divorce him?
If he already moved you to Mill Valley because you begged and screamed and whined and argued that it is "such a great place for the kids", then you are already a bankrupt gal. All the tech guru, banker, real estate, i-bank guys know to hide their money offshore and in family trusts, that you will never find, before they get there. You are just temporary arm-candy now, while he hunts down a cute 25 year old massage therapist in Ross. Even more exciting for him, the armies of 6-pack abs, large breasted, Victoria-secret-looking 20 year old Russian gold-diggers have descended on Mill Valley, so he does not even need to drive to Ross now. They cashier at all the stores and hang out in Whole Foods, easy pickings for him.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
STRAWBERRY VILLAGE STARBUCKS FROM 8AM TO 10AM NOW SANCTIONED AS THE TOP GOLD-DIGGER MEETING SPOT IN THE WORLD by Conde Nast
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
See the russian escort trophy wives daily at 5PM and 7PM at the Mill Valley
Whole Foods Store on Blithedale Avenue.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ANOTHER COMMUNITY EMERGENCY:
SEE THIS ALERT ON DUCK LIPS
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You have to love the multiple blonds in the Starbucks in Mill Valley with their plastic boobs, bare midriff super tight Lulumon jogging tops showing their tramp stamp Playboy logo tattoos on their backs and one hand on their baby strollers and the other shrieking into a jewel encrusted cell phone.
COMMUNITY EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT :
Armies of 18 year old Russian & Ukrainian girls have arrived in Mill Valley looking to get your guy! They have flatter stomachs, bigger boobs and better hair than any of us Mill Valley Divorcees!!! AND.. They will do anal !!!!!! They have no shame, their sunglasses corner logos are bigger than ours and they have insane purses with giant logos and gold to catch the men's eye in Whole Foods. We must stop them!!!!!!!!! The women of Mill Valley will hold regular stealth meetings each Saturday in the plaza next to the Book Depot in downtown Mill Valley. If you wish to join our counter-measures group, bring a baby stroller and wear skinny jeans or cargo pants so we can tell you are with us!!!! We must get these BEEECHES!
They have totally blown away the Chinese and Korean girls, who are now very sad and considering moving their whole thing to Ross and working it out of the Woodlands Market, which, until now, was "owned, by the blonde gold digger contingent. At least five of our best divorcees have had their standard nervous breakdowns at least 3 years earlier than usual. There is a run on valium and prozac at the CVS and the Brookhaven Center ( brookhavenretreat.com) now has a one year waiting list from Mill Valley pre-mature nervous breakdown divorcees.
DEFINITION: "trophy wives" are girls who look like models, always partied in school and never worked on careers, are either very dumb or insidiously smart, and plan their lives around using men for their money. They want to marry executives or tech-CEO's and get their money in a divorce lawsuit. Executives marry them to impress their peers but they always plan to divorce them as soon as they get tired of sex with them. Trophy wives try to get pregnant as soon as possible for alimony leverage and executives try to hide their money in off-shore accounts as soon as they get pregnant so the pay-off is less than the cost of an escort per month would have been anyway.