How to be a Smug Rich Husband (SRH) in Mill Valley:
Get a Range Rover, Audi or BMW.
Pick out a trophy wife that will make you "look right" to your boss, golfing buddies and Stanford yuppie Sandhill Road scumbag investors. It is all about appearances. You won't get any money, raises or upgrades at work unless you LOOK like the "cool modern American family".
If she has a "tramp stamp", all the better to show the boys that she is already a goner. Pay for huge boobs and a tramp stamp so the writing is clearly in the wall.
Put all of your money into your company or a relatives trust fund so the trophy wife will never get it in the divorce.
Get the dumbest hottest trophy wife you can. Make sure she is too dumb to know that she is being used.
Always sign a pre-nup!
Never email your mistress. Only text her. Guard your iphone password with your life.
Go to the art openings in Mill Valley, usually on Tuesdays, and pick out the young yoga instructor or graphic artist or Whole Foods clerk you are going to cheat on your wife with. You will get bored with sex with your idiot trophy wife within 5 months of getting married so get a hot very yoga instructor.
Buy a crap house that "looks right" to pre-buy her off when she catches you cheating. Get one with a nice guest room as one of you will be sleeping in it for the last stages of the divorce. Try not to pay off the whole house so you have leverage over her. The house is where you will dump her and the kids so consider it a cheap investment. You must wait 3 years before getting caught or the metrics may not work out.
http://www.amazon.com/Gold-Digger-Nation-should-remain/dp/1439256160
Comment from Sandy H- Fairfax
You fucking men date-raped all of us cute girls in high school and college, got us drunk every night and put your nasty pokers in us like tools and never let us study or get careers and made us have to try to be popular so we can’t get any good jobs or money now, so now you owe me and every other hot girl payback for the rest of our lives. Men are only good for one thing: cash (ie: food, rent, clothing, jewelry to sell on Ebay later)
Get a Range Rover, Audi or BMW.
Pick out a trophy wife that will make you "look right" to your boss, golfing buddies and Stanford yuppie Sandhill Road scumbag investors. It is all about appearances. You won't get any money, raises or upgrades at work unless you LOOK like the "cool modern American family".
If she has a "tramp stamp", all the better to show the boys that she is already a goner. Pay for huge boobs and a tramp stamp so the writing is clearly in the wall.
Put all of your money into your company or a relatives trust fund so the trophy wife will never get it in the divorce.
Get the dumbest hottest trophy wife you can. Make sure she is too dumb to know that she is being used.
Always sign a pre-nup!
Never email your mistress. Only text her. Guard your iphone password with your life.
Go to the art openings in Mill Valley, usually on Tuesdays, and pick out the young yoga instructor or graphic artist or Whole Foods clerk you are going to cheat on your wife with. You will get bored with sex with your idiot trophy wife within 5 months of getting married so get a hot very yoga instructor.
Buy a crap house that "looks right" to pre-buy her off when she catches you cheating. Get one with a nice guest room as one of you will be sleeping in it for the last stages of the divorce. Try not to pay off the whole house so you have leverage over her. The house is where you will dump her and the kids so consider it a cheap investment. You must wait 3 years before getting caught or the metrics may not work out.
http://www.amazon.com/Gold-Digger-Nation-should-remain/dp/1439256160
Comment from Sandy H- Fairfax
You fucking men date-raped all of us cute girls in high school and college, got us drunk every night and put your nasty pokers in us like tools and never let us study or get careers and made us have to try to be popular so we can’t get any good jobs or money now, so now you owe me and every other hot girl payback for the rest of our lives. Men are only good for one thing: cash (ie: food, rent, clothing, jewelry to sell on Ebay later)